HOMESTUCK!!!

I go to look for some good Homestuck fan fictions to pass the time and I'm staring at the page counting them and I'm all like. "what the he-" there's like only five! I start huffing and puffing. What why??? why isn't there more??? There's so little my fan fiction is even at the top and I’m all like. "fwahbluhchumbleh...." Nyehhhh!

"
SLIME?
There is no more slime, brother.
AND ANYWAY.
stuff was poison, didn't you know?
THEN GET SCHOOLED ALL ABOUT THE WICKED NEWS, PUNCHLINE BLOODED
it rots you.
RUSTS YOUR THINK PAN.
and the floor all stares up back at you through the hole.
BUT THERE IS NO HOLE NOW.
only understanding of who all i was made out to be all along.
ONLY UNDERSTANDING OF WHO ALL I WAS MADE OUT TO BE ALL ALONG.
I've been kicking the wicked ignorance on this stuff. BEEN SLAUGHTERING THE WICKED IGNORANCE, BRO.
all up in lifelong denial about my calling.
AS A DESCENDANT OF THE HIGH SUBJUGGLATORS.
we are higher than you, brother.
WE ARE HIGHER THAN EVERYBODY.
and now I'm the last one, so i finally understand.
I FINALLY GOT MY UNDERSTAND ON TO WHO THE MIRTHFUL MESSIAHS ARE.
they were always both me. :o)
AND ALSO ME. Do:
and now.
AND NOW.
I am going to kill all of you
I AM GOING TO KILL ALL OF YOU.
and paint the wicked pictures with your blood.
FROM YOUR VEINS WILL DRIP MY MIRACLES.
your crushed bones will make my special stardust.
WELCOME TO THE DARK CARNIVAL, BROTHER.
honk.
HONK.
honk.
HOOOOOOOOOOONK. "

oh my god.
I just cried a little. That wasn't even funny. I can never see the light of day again!
-flings self from computer all dramatic like, like a chick in a soap opera-