Reccommend me some good fanfiction/Questions?

I'm subscribed to so many Original Fictions, I thought I'd give FF some love too.

There are probably so many good fanfictions out there that I am narrowly missing. I would prefer any Batman/Joker fanfictions, because that is my favourite fandom hands down.

No rape or incest, por favor :) The fanfiction doesn't have to be yours, if you don't write fanfiction. Anywhoo.

I'm new to the whole question thing, so here ya go;

1) Your favourite season?
2) Favouite quote? (From book, movie, etc).
3) Do you go on any other sites apart from Mibba?
4) Do you like snow?
5) Favourite animal and why?