I GO UP THE STAIRS TO GET A GODDAMN TART AND WHEN I TURN THE CORNER THERE IS A FUCKING GIANT IN MY LIVING ROOM. SO I DID THIS:
LITERALLY, I DID THAT. Except with a look of terror on my face and about fifty times faster. It was my sister's friend, and he's like six thousand feet tall. When I finish this and go back upstairs to get another fuqqin' tart I'm going to look at him like so:
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I shaved my legs for the first time in.. ya u dont wanna kno
THEY'RE SMOOTH LIKE A JUNGLE RIVER BEING NARRATED BY MORGAN FREEMAN.
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeup. I'm real bored.
[Edit: HE'S STILL HERE I CAN STILL HEAR HIM. HE SHOULD LEAVE SO I CAN GO UPSTAIRS TO GET MY TART IN PEACE]
[He's still here so I've been resorted to lying on my bed and icing my ego (heating my knee, actually), TARTLESS]