I should have known paying for love would backfire on me :/

I was so excited to hear your sound coming around the bend.

My heart skipped a beat.

I was just thinking about what I needed you for as I heard you come closer. My lips twinged at the thought of what you might bring to me.

I paid you for your services and yet you disappoint me... FUCK YOU ELOTE MAN /CORN ON THE COB MAN, FOR SELLING ME DRY HARD FLAVORLESS CHEAP WHITE CORN! I TRUSTED YOU, I WAS SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU COME TO ME AND THIS, THIS IS HOW YOU TREAT ME? SHAME ON YOU!

I am not happy. You deceived me; I needed your lovely taste and you backfired on me!

WORST WAY TO SPEND $1.50! Ugh.

I am noooooooooot happy.

-Rose >:(