My friend Noelle has taken over my mibba

So, for some reason I decided to let my best friend get on my computer. Why I would do that when I know she's going to sign on to all of my shit and just talk about how wonderful she is. Because she actually is fairly amazing and I wish that I was half as cool as she was. Unfortunately I'll never reach her amount of greatness.

So where do I begin to talk about how great Noelle is? I guess I could start by saying she's a really great writer and I get all of my ability from her. She's also extremely sexy and I wish that I could reach that profound beauty. Like what is life? How does one maintain that? They just don't. Unless they're her.

And she's going to marry Harry Styles one day and I'll be invited to the wedding, and she may even give me the honor of the maid of honor. I mean, since it would be a really big wedding.. because it's fucking Harry Styles.

Okay, Meghan is coming and I have to escape now.

Don't ever let me get on your mibba, betch.

<3 Noelle