My Projects... Help a lil'?

Okay guise. HOLY CRAP!!! NOTICE I DIDN'T USE ALL CAPS ON 'Okay' like normal!!! Oh and btw if I'm on, and I'm not using crap loads of XD like I usually do, and I spells guys like that and not guise, it's NOT me! Most likely. You'll know. Just ask me what Tatsujin Satsujin means, I'll tell you Master Murderer!

Anyway so I have 3 project/assignments due, one of which I need help on, but I'm going to go into detail blahblah blah!

1. Math. This is not the one I need help on, but. We had to use a program to create a virtual house, then write a report on why we chose what we chose. Which, only has to be a paragraph minimum, and due April 22, which ironically, is in like 2 weeks or whatnot.

2. ELA it's not really a 'project' but I have to correct a few minor errors. XD Most of which, were incorrect ... grammar... mistakes... EXACTLY what I hate too! But even grammar nazi's mess up, so it's okay. I was using something as a proper noun, when it shouldn't have been yadiyadiyada! Oh and to add, I will say 'Gah!' a lot as well!

3. SCIENCE OMG I NEED HELP SO MUCH!!!! We have to write a 2 pages summary on what we learned, which was almost nothing ironic, but it's on stuff I don't know. Oh, and we have to color a book, and ironic enough, I can't because I need the freaking powerpoint to do that, therefore, I have to email my teacher, AND my computer doesn't have powerpoint on it either, so I HAVE to type the project on my mom's laptop, because it also has to be double spaced!! -.- STUPID TEACHERS! Oh and the book is worth 3600 points. LITERALLY. So here's what we have to write (GHR!!! (I will spell it like that as well!))

"Write a two pages summary(double-spaced)" HOLD UP! A TEACHER TYPES THIS UP AND HAD A TYPO!!! NOTICE NO FUCKING SPACE BETWEEN THE FIRST PARENTHESIS AND THE Y AT THE END OF SUMMARY!!! " about the influences of the solar system on Earth especially the sun and our moon." AND ANOTHER TYPO!!! HE FORGOT A DAMN COMMA! -.- "Include reasons for and/or effects of:: " WAIT WHAT WITH THE DOUBLE COLONS?? AND IT SHOULD BE "Include reasons, and/or effects for, the following:" UGH! When students have better phonics than teachers. Excuse my mistakes that I made, I don't proofread for 1, and 2 I'm just typing REALLY fast because I have 3 days for my 2 page summary, and I have to finish it by Tuesday and my life is SCREWED and it's less than 5 minutes til midnight!! :(

Anyway here's what we HAVE to include: Spring/Neap tides, Moon Phases, Solar/Lunar eclipse, Seasons, Solar Winds, Meteors, Jupiter/something that has a major effect on Earth. -.-

Wish me luck, and the parts I need help on are: Jupiter. The rest, I'm good. XD BYE GUISE!!! XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
April 14th, 2013 at 05:58am