So this kid....

This kid, at my school went to the principal's office saying he was cONCERNED I WAS DOING DRUGS.
WHAT.
WHAT.
No. I don't do drugs.
THEY MADE ME DO A DRUG TEST.
I passed, but seriously?
Why would you do that?!
I don't understand.
Their reasoning was, "She says she smokes 6 meths, she acts crazily, and she's too scrawny for her own good."
No.
I'm funny, I'm funny, and I have a high metabolism.
So.
No. Just why?
I want to know why someone would do that?
You cannot smoke 6 meths.
It's not possible.
I don't know how to make meth.
I don't know how you do meth.
I don't care to know either.
BECAUSE I DON'T DO IT.
Just.... Ugh...