Music, Jokes, Pictures & Pain.

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Yeah, so I'm not at school yet again today because of my bloody knee. It's been like, two weeks. Luckily, I'm off to the fracture clinic tomorrow so they can look over the MRI scans and access if I need surgery or not. I think I may, as it's still swollen as fuck and really sore.

So the music aspect of this blog, is that I've seen a couple of the 'Top 25 Most Played in iTunes' blogs going around and I wanna join in! It sounds like fun, so here we areeeee;
25. Alerion - Asking Alexandria
24. Head's Will Roll - Yeah, Yeah, Yeah's
23. High Road - Three Days Grace ft. Matt Walst
22. The Bad Touch - Bloodhound Gang
21. Waking The Fallen - Avenged Sevenfold
20. Don't Speak - No Doubt
19. Clairvoyant Disease - Avenged Sevenfold
18. Mercy - The Word Alive (Pop Goes Punk Cover)
17. Nigga's in Paris - Jay-Z & Kayne West
16. Crossroads - Avenged Sevenfold
15. Tears Don't Fall - Bullet For My Valentine
14. I Miss The Misery - Halestorm
13. Lies of the Beautiful People - Sixx:A.M
12. I Miss You - blink-182
11. Second & Sebring - Of Mice & Men
10. B.Y.O.B - System of a Down
9. Take Over, The Break's Over - Fall Out Boy
8. Pretty Fly For a White Guy - The Offspring
7. Most Girls - P!nk
6. If These Sheets Were the States - All Time Low
5. Nothing Else Matters - Metallica
4. Scream - Avenged Sevenfold
3. Barbie Girl - Aqua
2. Tension - Avenged Sevenfold
1. Product of a Murderer - Of Mice & Men

Okayyyy... So, thanks to RachTheBat_ my extremely dirty mind is whirring around at a really high speed because of her and I, making North Korea and South Korea make sexual advances towards each other. Yup. We're just that great. She was South, I was North && oh my god are we just hilarious? So, thanks to her, I've been constantly thinking about corny/cheesy/dirty pick up lines. Oh and thanks to theycallmerae, I'm now on a lame joke fix. My Tumblr is full of these + pictures, so prepare yourselves.

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[Terribly sorry guise and gals xox.]

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[Hehehhee, I love me some Pokemon!]

[singing in shower] [simon cowell appears] “its a no from me”
^ I fucking died.

overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them.
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This is gay waterbending, guise.

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So, this was a comment on the article about Yahoo wanting to buy Tumblr.

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[It's food porn erryone.]

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[I. am. dying.]

Why do dogs go mental when they see another dog
I imagine that in their heads they’re like
THAT IS DOG
I AM DOG
DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG

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do catholics fail trigonometry because they’re afraid of sin
do irish people fail trigonometry because they can’t tan
does everyone else fail trigonometry just cos

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[OH. MY. GOD. ::lmfao: ]

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[See? This is why we can't have nice things.]

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[::unsure: ]

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[I'm sorry, what?]

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[HAHAHAHAH.]

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[Oh.... okay. ::~~: ]

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[INTERNET. LET. ME. LOVE. YOU.]

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[Oh, Brick. Y U SO COOTE?]

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sometimes i drop things and am too lazy to pick them up, like pencils, or my hopes and dreams
[^ So me.]

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[My boomerang came back and hit me in the face. ;-;]

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[gOODBYE. I AM. DONE.]

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[HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY FUCK]

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[A+ 10/10 WOULD USE]

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[EATIN' UR BEBS]

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[ALL OF MY YES]

TIME FOR LE PICKUP LINES!
- Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.
- There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus.
- That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too.
- I hope you like dragons, because I'll be dragon my balls across your face tonight.
- Hey baby, I think you just made my two by four into a four by eight.
- If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me come for dinner between the holidays?

That's all, for now.
xoxox
May 20th, 2013 at 03:55am