BUT HELLO MIBBIANS! WELCOME TO MY BLOGGG!
I haven't blogged since like, May? Wow. A month.
IT'S BEEN SO LONG.
Feels like ages....
So, I saw several blogs today where my fellow Mibbian peoples are listing the "Top 10 most sexy men" in their opinions. So I was like, why the hell am I not doing this since I'm probably the most boy-crazy girl out there anywhere?
...
It's true.
I swear.
Don't deny it.
You know it too ;)
So, please no hate on these guys. Maybe I'm gonna list someone (or some people) you don't like at all, or maybe even hate, but try to keep it on a nice, calm, friendly level, we're all family, right? <3
Hehe :) I don't even think this will reach 100 words at all, even if it does like have twenty thousand gifs because, for real. How do I put this in 100 words? It's all pictures. Aren't pictures a thousand words? So it should be like more than ten thousand words :P Lalalalalalala, I'm ranting. Rant, rant rant.....I'm seriously just trying to get 100 words into this. I swear, it's not even posting this blog because it's not 100 words -.-
Wait, what is this blog about again?
Oh yeah. Top ten sexy men. Pssh, I knew that. Don't judge me.
Well without further ado, let's get to the Top 10, shall we?! It took that long but whatever<3 I bet you guys wanna die already so, yeah. Read the warning though.
Seriously, read it.
READ IT. IT'S IMPORTANT.
LIFE OR DEATH IMPORTANT.
Let's just start this already.
WARNING: I am not responsible for lost of ovaries, death, fainting, hyperventalating, screaming, or serious fangirling. Please be aware these pictures will contain extreme sexiness. Continue at your own risk. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
I also use a lot of caps in this because once again, no one is boy-crazier than me. Again, you've been warned. But come on, who won't use caps?
10. Ed Sheeran.
BLOODY HELL LOOK AT THIS GINGER HE'S AMAZING AND HIS MUSIC IS PERFECT JUST SERIOUSLY.
9. Justin Bieber.
Okay - I've been a Belieber all this time (not as big as a Directioner of course, I mean come on :P) and I get hated for that, because apparently everyone hates Justin nowadays. I think Justin Bieber is sexy. Deal with it haters<3
8. Taylor Lautner.
Get this - THIS IS NOT ABOUT TWILIGHT. It's about how sexy he is and how he has a goddamn six-pack someone hold me.
7. Paul Zimmer.
He looks sexy. Don't lie to me because he does. If you say he doesn't you are lying to yourself. A member of the band Exclamation Point by the way. :)
WHA6. Danny Edge.
OMFG WHAT IS THIS HOT MESS HE LOOKS LIKE HARRY FREAKING STYLES HOLD ME. (He's also in Exclamation Point).
5. Liam Payne.
HIS SMILE. HIS FACE. HIS HAIR. I CANNOT DO THIS ANYMORE.
4. Louis Tomlinson.
THIS HOT MESS HOLY CRAP HE LOOKS LIKE YOUNG LEONARDIO DE CAPRIO HELP.
3. Zayn Malik
THIS GUY. I SWEAR HE KILLS ME EVERY TIME.
2. Niall Horan.
THIS GUY IS MY IRISH LEPRECHAUN HIS BICEPS AND EVERYTHING. I AM NOT STARING AT THIS PIC BECAUSE I WILL DIE SO SOMEONE JUST HOLD ME WHILE I CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP.
1. Harry Styles.
My lovely freaking husband. Okay everyone had to see this one coming. But I only have one thing to say about this curly-dimpled boy. HE'S A FUCKING SEX GOD.
So throughout this blog - my ovaries exploded. This was fun though. If we did more stuff like this it would be so freaking awesome :D *Signs up for every popular blog challenge that's upcoming*
There you guys go! I hope you guys enjoyed it and died, like I did.
Now if you excuse me, I have to call 911. I need my ovaries replaced, and I feel like I'm going to faint. So, erm yeah. I think I'm ready to die. Just drop dead right here on the floor because I can't handle all this sexiness and hotness and cuteness and adorableness and oh god here it comes.
Bye Mibbians!
*Dies*