PMSing mothers are like... no.

My mom is so awful before/during her period that it's funny. And then I get all and she gets all "DO YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY, DO YOU THINK THIS IS A JOKE " while she's yelling about a popsicle wrapper in the living room or whatever.

And how can you not just.

Whaa.

Mooom.

Staaahp.

Today she just had a TOTAL FREAKOUT and went " RACHELLE YOU ARE TRYING TO KILL ME I SWEAR YOU GUYS ARE ALL IN THIS WITH A LIFE INSURANCE POLICY"

and so I went "oh yeah totally. What happened?"

APPARENTLY I PUT HER WAXING KIT UPSIDE DOWN AND SO WHEN SHE PICKED THE BOX UP EVERYTHING WENT EVERYWHERE AND

So apparently I am trying to take my PMSing mother out with an upside down waxing kit that has sticks and fabric in it. I'm fuckin' lethal.

I'm on BC and only get my period once every three months so I just when the gals in da hizzle are all ...everysinglemonthhainyourFACES.

So yeah.