okay so I need to stop thinking up ideas for new stories I have like 500 running at once and they include Harry Potter and Vampire Diaries fanfiction and The Slaughter and Lazy Jane and a 50 word drabble story based on Otherside by Macklemore and what even am I doing with my life
I was up until 5am this morning making a layout and writing character bios for this story I want to write about German people during World War 2 and holy crap there are so many attractive German guys out there like have you guys seen Daniel Brühl look at this little cutie patootie
okay maybe he's wearing a Nazi uniform here but we all know Nazis had the best uniforms shh
ANYWAY HERE'S ANOTHER PICTURE OF DANIEL BRÜHL BECAUSE HE'S SO ADORABLE and this time he's not the cutest Nazi you ever did see he's just the cutest German
okay also August Diehl man let's talk about this sonofabitch for a second
look at his little chirpy grin holy crap he is so cute I can't stop staring I think I'm legitimately weeping because he's so cute
HE IS ALSO OCCASIONALLY A NAZI I THINK LIKE EVERY GERMAN ACTOR EVER HAS PLAYED A NAZI AT SOME POINT
and here he is in the sAME PICTURE AS MICHAEL FASSBENDER JUST KILL ME NOW and I know Michael Fassbender is also Irish but I'm counting him as German because he speaks German also he is hothothothothot
anyway moving on to Christoph Waltz who is just generally A+++ in every single way
ALSO A NAZI WHAT DID I TELL YOU
I'm going to stop hunting for pictures of German people now because if I don't I'll probably die from overexposure to adorable
ANYWAY YEAH here is a thing that I will be writing featuring German people hashtag excitement
what even is this blog I'm sorry
(ha I just also realised that all the people I mentioned were in Inglourious Basterds clearly Quentin Tarantino is a fan of attractive Germans too)