1) Why I failed Science this year:
Science Teacher: What do you know about the Big Bang-
Me: They're from South Korea.
Class:
Science Teacher: What
Me: There are five of them
Science Teacher: What
Me: They are out of this world
Science Teacher:
Me:
Science Teacher:
Me: And their leader...
Class:
Science Teacher:
Me:
Science Teacher: What about their leader?
Me:
Me: Is a DRAGON.
2) Asians
Person 1: If Chinese people are chinky, then Koreans are kinky.
Person 2: Does that mean Japanese people are Jinky?
3) How to insult a KPop fan:
1. Even Jonghyun is looking down on you
2. You make sasaeng fans look normal.
3. I’d say you have onew condition but that would be a insult to onew.
4. You’re more of a diva than key
5. Even Boyfriend doesn’t want you as their girlfriend…
6. that is not fantastic baby…
7. You’re so cold even ice princess jessica can’t stand you.
8. The english parts in SM songs make more sense than you.
4) Can't speak English:
Friend: No K-Pop idol can speak English perfec-
Eli: Excuse me
Kevin: Excuse me
Amber: Excuse me
Jay: Excuse me
Brian Joo: Excuse me
Tiffany: Excuse me
Jessica: Excuse me
G.NA: Excuse me
Xander: Excuse me
Kris: Excuse me
Henry: Excuse me
Peniel: Excuse me
Krystal: Excuse me
CL: Excuse me
Ailee: Excuse me
AJ: Excuse me
YG Family: Excuse me
...
SM Town: Me excuse
...
Yongguk: Chyeah
Himchan: The loof is on fiyah... CHEEJIBURGER
....
Mir: Waffurs
....
Chen: Gull
Hoya: Our shecret is...shecret.
Ilhoon: I AM NOT DRINK.
Donghae: OPTIMUS PRIDE
Yesung: Tokyo in Yesung ^-^
Eunhyuk: I'm not short I'M LONG
Dongho: Oh my godless
Exo: oolf
So that sums up today's blog. I have others that I may post later but thats all for now folks. Tell me any funny KPop related things you've found, the first person to make me laugh can get recommend or something...I don't know.
By the way I'm still taking requests for any K Pop one-shots that anyone wants, you can request Idol x You/Reader or Idol x Idol. Please try and tell me everything you want all at once and not randomly message me while i'm writing it :)
Courtney