Nope it was terrible like y r u even laffing?
I was walking like a sassy diva looking all sassy like London's piff tings init and this complete asshole thought it would be funny to drive really fast to that he could splash the rain puddle all over my sexiness. The water went all up my sexy trousers and urg no, nope, just no.
So I thought ay asshole swear on me nan I'll shoot you with my water gun, ain't even joking. So I bent over so that all those people could see ma sexy round ass and i dug my nails into this mud my finger tips are so soft now though! and as he was driving off I ran like a man women HAHAHAHA I am too funny after his car screaming "SWEAR ON ME NAN UR GONNA GET IT." and I threw the mud at his car.
Next thing I know his car stopped...
I stopped running and thought... "o h s h i t R U N"
Fuck my life, I ran about two miles and then I ran onto a field and he couldn't drive his car up there so I got away. H A H A H A Mother bleeper, I GOT AWAY FROM U. I'm 2 sassy 4 U anyhow.
Gbye. c: