one shots or something?

I will actually pay someone to write a one shot for me or base a character in one of their stories off me.
When i say pay i mean shower you in love cause im actually broke but i just live readibg others stories and ideas, especially when its me haha.
If anyones interested please do this, ill love you forever.
I cant write my own so id appreiciate it if someone else could, plus wheres the fun with writing about yourself.
you can use my picture for description as well, i seriously do not care haha.
Go crazy with your.imagination, just get me with ricky please.

P.s stories/one shots that have to do with MIW please.