Girlfriend please, my weave is nicer than yours + This really makes me cringe

Psh, this girl told me her weave is nicer than mine? Like who even are you? Have you seen my weave? It's so fab and fab and oh, fab. Get your head out of my weave and into your books girlfriend. Okay I doubt anybody is taking me seriously now, but hey, my weave is p e r f e c t.



And the thing that makes me cringe the most in life... when you hear boys pissing. Like ew, what the fuck? I was sitting, yup, just sitting, and my friend went to the toilet. Swear on me nan he went for a pee and I could hear it all, why do boys do this?! Sorry yeah but either kneel down, sit down or don't pee! I cringed so much and when he came out of the bathroom he left the toilet seat up. Sorry mate but you;re in my boyfriends house, respect it and put the fucking toilet seat down. Oh my gosh I am cringing so much. What silly things make you cringe? Interested to know.

I realise this is the most random blog, I don't have weave and I'm a boy myself, lol okay Jamie I think you need to to tidy the kitchen before shit goes down, lul bye.