So okay, I was just minding my business and was on MTV.com to watch Girl Code because, hello, who doesn't love Girl Code? Anyway, I saw a thing about Teen Wolf and to watch the sneak peak so I was like, okay Kayla, you've got a minute to kill. Not to mention the whole Allison and Isaac promo from the end of last season angered me because Allison + Scott = 4ever okay, fuck off Isaac and stop trying to ruin things. just kidding baby i love you and all but scallison is the thing and whoops went off topic anyway
GONNA EXPLAIN THE PROMO SO IF YOU WANNA SEE IT DON'T READ IT I GUESS IDK
I click the 45 second clip and then see some dumb ass is just walking down this damn hallway like he owns the place. You see Lydia being dramatic and she screams but c'mon, there's nothing weird about that bc she's Lydia. Then you see Stiles' dad all hurt-looking and I was just like oooohhhh, helll no. No. Not Sheriff Stilinski. No. Just... right, you get it. And the entire time you keep hearing 'this isn't you' so I'm just like damn, Scotty, get a grip on your wolfy side alright man? It'll be chill, just stay calm. Then you see Allison's ass in a rocking chair with a wolf or something like idk, it was kinda weird. Then you see this dumb ass's bloody hands. Then you hear more thisisn'tyouthisisn'tyouthisisn'tyou. Then the door opens and yoU SEE SCOTT SO SCOTT ISN'T THE DUMB ASS WALKING. THEN HE SAYS 'THIS ISN'T YOU' TOO A COUPLE OF TIMES
AND THEN
OH MY GOD
THEN THE DUMB ASS PUSHES SCOTT ASIDE AND STILES IS LOOKING IN THE MIRROR
STILES IS THE DUMB ASS
BLOOD ON HIS HANDS
BLOOD ON HIS FACE
AND HE LOOKS SCARED
AND DISHEVELED
AND I'M JUST
AND OH MY GOD THE WHOLE POINT OF THIS BLOG WAS TO SAY THAT I REALLY HOPE STILES ISN'T A WOLF OKAY LIKE I DON'T THINK THEY'LL DO THAT BUT THAT'S THE ONLY CONCLUSION I CAN DRAW
BUT PLEASE JEFF DAVIS DON'T MAKE STILES A WOLF I WILL WRITE TO OBAMA IF YOU DO
God bless you if you actually read this blog but really this promo has made me so confused and angry and happy and impatient so yeah. pls don't make stiles a werewolf ugh