The 13 Stages of Me Being Tired

Stage one: 'i shouldn't have checked my phone at 6 am, i can't go back to sleep fuck.'

Stage two: ridiculously philosophical thought about sneezes

Stage three: 'i'm going to sit on the couch all day. our molecules will merge.'

Stage four: 'shit why did i go out i want to lie on the floor and die.'

Stage five: (watching Lord of the Rings) 'i can just nap between the fight scenes.'

Stage six: can't finish cleaning the kitchen, has to lie down.

Stage seven: paces to stay awake.

Stage eight: goes to 'bed' at 8, reads fan fiction to wake up.

Stage nine: 'can't see straight. two more fics and then i'll sleep.'

Stage ten: SCREAMS ABOUT EVERYTHING EVEN REMOTELY CUTE

Stage eleven: 'oh man, i outdid myself. i'm gonna puke.'

Stage twelve: RAVENOUS

Stage thirteen: 'i'll probably pass out in front of my laptop but i don't even care right now.'

THE END.