I may be submissive in the bedroom...

... BUT I WILL CHOP A BOY'S BALLS OFF AND THROW THEM IN THE BLENDER AND HIT PUREE IF THEY ARE BEING OBNOXIOUS AND DISRESPECTFUL.

I... Ugh. Backstory:

So, I work at a local drug store, at the cosmetics' counter. And our counter has a bell on it, so if we're working all the way across the store, the customers can ring it and get service.

WELL.

It was twenty minutes to close, and I was up front, helping to mop the lobby. I heard my bell ring, put the mop up, and headed back to my department.

As I was walking back, the bell STARTED RINGING INCESSANTLY AND A MALE VOICE STARTED YELLING:

"AYE YO, IS SOMEONE WORKING? DAWG, IS SOMEONE THERE? HELLLOOOOOOOO?!?"

Not even lying, he was actually yelling that shit.

Well, I got around the corner and said, loudly, to the girl that was there with the guy:

"How are you doing today?"

The guy started bitching and going on and on about how "it was necessary" to do that because they would have been "standing there all night". He was just repeating himself over and over and the girlfriend would NOT stop laughing and I just wanted to look at her and be like:

"CONTROL THIS ASSHOLE."

Like. Seriously.

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Ugh.

Anywho: I'm gonna TRY to find some inspiration to update, and start my new baby.

Fingers crossed, anyway. It may have to wait until tomorrow. My anger is kind of jamming my writing vibe.

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How is everyone tonight?