Warning: I am in a completely stupid mood, so, you'll all end up getting half-assed, bullshit answers which I think are 100% hilarious. (If you read until the end, I'll include gifs and jokes, like, actual jokes)
200:My crush's name is:
Woah, a little upfront there, don't you think? I'm in between crushes at the moment.
199:I was born in:
Newcastle, NSW, Australia.
198:I am really:
A male trapped in a female's body.
197:My cellphone company is:
Telstra.
196:My eye color is:
Hazel, but a weird hazel if you know what I mean.
195:My shoe size is:
It depends on the shoe, anywhere between 6-9. (Ha, 69)
194:My ring size is:
I honestly don't fucking know... In the cheap rings, I'm a large.
193:My height is:
5"4, maybe 5, I don't know. 1 metre and 56centimetres.
192:I am allergic to:
Bullshit, poor grammar, and stupidity.
191:My 1st car was:
I technically do not have one. Yet.
190:My 1st job was:
Waitress, Kitchenhand, Dish Bitch.
189:Last book you read:
The Simple Gift - Steven Herrick. (I need to read more, holy hell)
188:My bed is:
Mine?
187:My pet:
I have a cat, and an eight week old kitten.
186:My best friend:
I have like, six. Rach is my only best friend on here (at the moment) and I absolutely adore her.
185:My favorite shampoo is:
Made up out of the blood of virgins and the tears of my enemies.
184:Xbox or ps3:
Here you go Quinton, I got you one of those X Boxes or whatever.... Lez.. this isn't an X-Box.
183:Piggy banks are:
As empty as my non-existant dick is long.
182:In my pockets:
I don't have any on me currently.
181:On my calendar:
Are half-naked females, with school dates and what not written in.
180:Marriage is:
A beautiful thing, which we do take for granted at times... but, I reckon also, that marriage is something that should be experienced by everyone and anyone, no matter what.
179:Spongebob can:
Roll back his excitement for work a little bit.
178:My mom:
Is so damn strong, and she's a fighter, but damn is she a bitch at times.
177:The last three songs I bought were?
Natalie by Bruno Mars, Beyonce's new album and The Legend of Zelda Rap by SMOSH.
176:Last YouTube video watched:
The rap battle that Junior was in from The Cleveland Show.
175:How many cousins do you have?
I can only remember having 4.. but I may have more, no idea.
174:Do you have any siblings?
Two.
173:Are your parents divorced?
Mhm.
172:Are you taller than your mom?
I'm as tall as Pluto is small.
171:Do you play an instrument?
I do indeed. I play piano and flute.
170:What did you do yesterday?
Literally nothing.
[ I Believe In ]
169:Love at first sight:
It's hilarious that it's 169.. I 69.. Haha... But, no not really.. you can't fall for someone just like that.. looks are superficial.
168:Luck:
Mhm.
167:Fate:
Yessum.
166:Yourself:
Totally.
165:Aliens:
I'm not saying aliens, but it's aliens.
164:Heaven:
"Can I get into heaven if I kill myself?"... Moving on... I do, yes.
163:Hell:
I'm on a way one ticket, baby.
162:God:
I believe in multiple Gods... I am not Christian, or overly religious.
161:Horoscopes:
Fuck yes. That shit's insane.
160:Soul mates:
There's someone out there for everyone.
159:Ghosts:
Yes, man.
158:Gay Marriage:
Why is this even a question? Of course I do.
157:War:
Ugh. This is such a sensitive topic... I do but I don't. War doesn't need to involve violence... Fucking men in politics, I swear... War is literally a pissing contest, or a compare-the-size-of-my-dick(missile)-contest... Just, fuck. QUIT SHOWING OFF. RUSSIA AND THE US, I'M LOOKING AT YOU TWO. (I'm not trying to offend anyone, by the way)
156:Orbs:
Yeah.
155:Magic:
Yup.
[ This or That ]
154:Hugs or Kisses:
Huggles.
153:Drunk or High:
I haven't been either, so I wouldn't know.
152:Phone or Online:
Online, I rarely use my phone... and if I did.. I couldn't talk to people due to my country, etc.
151:Red heads or Black haired:
RED HAIRED ALL THE WAY.
150:Blondes or Brunettes:
They do say blondes have more fun. ;)
149:Hot or cold:
Cold.
148:Summer or winter:
Both.
147:Autumn or Spring:
Spring.
146:Chocolate or vanilla:
CHOCOLATE.
145:Night or Day:
Night...
144:Oranges or Apples:
Hey, hey, apple... Hey... Hey, apple.. KNIFE.
143:Curly or Straight hair:
Both.
142:McDonalds or Burger King:
Maccy D.
141:White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate:
Malk.
140:Mac or PC:
Eh.
139:Flip flops or high heals:
I hope to god that I don't have a high heal.. God.
138:Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor:
What the actual fuck? Do u even have morals?
137:Coke or Pepsi:
Either.
136:Hillary or Obama:
IDK.
135:Burried or cremated:
I want to be cremated... It doesn't even have to be when I die.. Just surprise me.
134:Singing or Dancing:
Dancing.
133:Coach or Chanel:
Who or what?
132:Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks:
What?
131:Small town or Big city:
#yolo. #swag. #SinceImInTheCity #IThinkImASwagBoi #BlazeItUp/i]
130:Wal-Mart or Target:
Target.
129:Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler:
BOTH. THERE'S NO IN BETWEEN.
128:Manicure or Pedicure:
Mani is the hands, right?
127:East Coast or West Coast:
#WestCoastRepresent
126:Your Birthday or Christmas:
My birthday IS on Christmas... awks.
125:Chocolate or Flowers:
Again, I stress... CHOCOLATE.
124:Disney or Six Flags:
What the fuck is Six Flags?
123:Yankees or Red Sox:
What?
[ Here's What I Think About ]
122:War:
What the fuck is up with war? I fucking hate that people have to resort to violence to stop a rouge country, what the ever living fuck?! IT'S A GIANT PISSING CONTEST, IT'S A SET UP, DON'T FALL FOR THE TRAP. WAR IS GLAMORIZED AND MADE TO LOOK LIKE AN UNREAL THING.. I'M HERE TO TELL YOU THAT IT'S NOT.
121:George Bush:
*Hermione voice* What an idiot.
120:Gay Marriage:
Deserves to be a thing as much as straight marriage. Most heterosexual marriage so far has ended in divorce, whereas gays, lesbians, etc, couples have lasted a solid 10 years or more. It should be legalised as we're defying human rights by denying gay marriage.
119:The presidential election:
I'm not in America, so I don't know.
118:Abortion:
I'm for it.. but I personally wouldn't get one.
117:MySpace:
Can I still get MySpace famous?
116:Reality TV:
It's hilarious watching everyone try hard for the cameras... it's pathetic.
115:Parents:
Touchy subject... come back to me in ten years.
114:Back stabbers:
Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that comes out of your mouth?
113:Ebay:
Where's E Bay at? How do I get there?
112:Facebook:
So fucking addictive. It's a trap.
111:Work:
EH.
110:My Neighbors:
Are old.
109:Gas Prices:
Are ridiculous.
108:Designer Clothes:
It's stupid how expensive clothes get just because there's a fancy label sewn onto it.
107:College:
Too much money, too little time.
106:Sports:
Are out to get me.
105:My family:
Is great, but highly fucked up.
104:The future:
Cannot be changed.
[ Last time I ]
103:Hugged someone:
A few weeks ago.
102:Last time you ate:
A few hours ago.
101:Saw someone I haven't seen in awhile:
A few weeks ago.
100:Cried in front of someone:
I don't even know.
99:Went to a movie theater:
Last year, yo.
98:Took a vacation:
I don't even know.
97:Swam in a pool:
January.
96:Changed a diaper:
Never.
95:Got my nails done:
Last year.
94:Went to a wedding:
16 years ago.
93:Broke a bone:
Never.
92:Got a peircing:
A few years ago.
91:Broke the law:
Idk.
90:Texted: Months ago.
[ MISC ]
89:Who makes you laugh the most:
Rachel, Blaise, Brooke and Nicole.
88:Something I will really miss when I leave home is:
My cat.
87:The last movie I saw:
Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs 2.
86:The thing that I'm looking forward to the most:
Leaving school.
85:The thing im not looking forward to:
Exams.
84:People call me:
Bond... James Bond.
83:The most difficult thing to do is:
Tell a crush who you like when they ask.
82:I have gotten a speeding ticket:
Nope.
81:My zodiac sign is:
Capricorn. (Only the best one ever)
80:The first person i talked to today was:
Brooke.
79:First time you had a crush:
Kindergarten.
78:The one person who i can't hide things from:
Nicole & Rachel.
77:Last time someone said something you were thinking:
Yesterday.
76:Right now I am talking to:
Yo' boyfran.
75:What are you going to do when you grow up:
Cry.
74:I have/will get a job:
No idea, gosh.
73:Tomorrow:
Never comes.
72:Today:
Fuck.
71:Next Summer:
Get my non-existent tan on.
70:Next Weekend:
Idk.
69:I have these pets:
Cats.
68:The worst sound in the world:
Flies.. Mosquitos.. Nails on a chalkboard.. people eating with their mouths open.
67:The person that makes me cry the most is:
Most people.
66:People that make you happy:
Heaps.
65:Last time I cried:
A while ago.
64:My friends are:
My hand.
63:My computer is:
My lyfe.
62:My School:
Fucking idiotic central.
61:My Car:
Is non-existent.
60:I lose all respect for people who:
Lie.. Attention-seek.. Are obnoxious.
59:The movie I cried at was:
102 Dalmatians.
58:Your hair color is:
As red as your pale blood...
57:TV shows you watch:
Supernatural, Big Bang, Adventure Time, Bob's Burgers.
56:Favorite web site:
Tumblr. PornHub.
55:Your dream vacation:
To meet Rachel.. or to the UK.
54:The worst pain I was ever in was:
I have a few.
53:How do you like your steak cooked:
I like my steak how I like my men, tender and juicy.
52:My room is:
A commune.
51:My favorite celebrity is:
Channing Tatum... Leonardo DiCaprio... James Franco... Jensen Ackles... Brian Haner Jr..
50:Where would you like to be:
Anywhere but here.
49:Do you want children:
Eventually. Let me finish school first, please.
48:Ever been in love:
Yes.
47:Who's your best friend:
I have like, 7.
46:More guy friends or girl friends:
I have an even amount of both.
45:One thing that makes you feel great is:
Food.
44:One person that you wish you could see right now:
Rach.
43:Do you have a 5 year plan:
Yeah... no.
42:Have you made a list of things to do before you die:
Nu uh.
41:Have you pre-named your children:
Yup.
40:Last person I got mad at:
Kellie.
39:I would like to move to:
No idea.
38:I wish I was a professional:
Hooker.
[ My Favorites ]
37:Candy:
Skittles.
36:Vehicle:
Limo.
35:President:
I don't know.
34:State visited:
NSW.
33:Cellphone provider:
Telstra.
32:Athlete:
Anyone who's hot.
31:Actor:
I have several.
30:Actress:
I have a few, too.
29:Singer:
Christina Aguilera.
28:Band:
Avenged Sevenfold.
27:Clothing store:
Idk.
26:Grocery store:
Ughh.
25:TV show:
Supernatural <3
24:Movie:
Finding Nemo, Toy Story series, Fired Up.
23:Website:
Tumblr.
22:Animal:
Panda Bear.
21:Theme park:
I don't know.
20:Holiday:
Halloween.
19:Sport to watch:
NRL.
18:Sport to play:
Hockey.
17:Magazine:
Dolly.. Cosmo..
16:Book:
101: How To Pick Up Your Man.
15:Day of the week:
Any day on the weekend.
14:Beach:
Judging from people... Huntington Beach, CA.
13:Concert attended:
Idk.
12:Thing to cook:
Your man.
11:Food:
How many times do I have to say it? CHOCOLATE.
10:Restaurant:
The Golden Arches.
9:Radio station:
IDK.
8:Yankee candle scent:
What the fuck?
7:Perfume:
The scent of my enemies blood.
6:Flower:
Frangipani
5:Color:
Grey.
4:Talk show host:
Ellen DeGeneres is my spirit animal.
3:Comedian:
I have too many to list..
2:Dog breed:
Caviler King Charles Spaniel or a Corgi
1:did you answer all these truthfully ?
LOL. probably.
NOW ONTO THE GIFS!
Fired Up! is honestly my favourite movie.
I Know I Do These A Lot (200 Questions)
March 10th, 2014 at 09:16am