I Know I Do These A Lot (200 Questions)

Warning: I am in a completely stupid mood, so, you'll all end up getting half-assed, bullshit answers which I think are 100% hilarious. (If you read until the end, I'll include gifs and jokes, like, actual jokes)

200:My crush's name is:
Woah, a little upfront there, don't you think? I'm in between crushes at the moment.

199:I was born in:
Newcastle, NSW, Australia.

198:I am really:
A male trapped in a female's body.

197:My cellphone company is:
Telstra.

196:My eye color is:
Hazel, but a weird hazel if you know what I mean.

195:My shoe size is:
It depends on the shoe, anywhere between 6-9. (Ha, 69)

194:My ring size is:
I honestly don't fucking know... In the cheap rings, I'm a large.

193:My height is:
5"4, maybe 5, I don't know. 1 metre and 56centimetres.

192:I am allergic to:
Bullshit, poor grammar, and stupidity.

191:My 1st car was:
I technically do not have one. Yet.

190:My 1st job was:
Waitress, Kitchenhand, Dish Bitch.

189:Last book you read:
The Simple Gift - Steven Herrick. (I need to read more, holy hell)

188:My bed is:
Mine?

187:My pet:
I have a cat, and an eight week old kitten.

186:My best friend:
I have like, six. Rach is my only best friend on here (at the moment) and I absolutely adore her.

185:My favorite shampoo is:
Made up out of the blood of virgins and the tears of my enemies.

184:Xbox or ps3:
Here you go Quinton, I got you one of those X Boxes or whatever.... Lez.. this isn't an X-Box.

183:Piggy banks are:
As empty as my non-existant dick is long.

182:In my pockets:
I don't have any on me currently.

181:On my calendar:
Are half-naked females, with school dates and what not written in.

180:Marriage is:
A beautiful thing, which we do take for granted at times... but, I reckon also, that marriage is something that should be experienced by everyone and anyone, no matter what.

179:Spongebob can:
Roll back his excitement for work a little bit.

178:My mom:
Is so damn strong, and she's a fighter, but damn is she a bitch at times.

177:The last three songs I bought were?
Natalie by Bruno Mars, Beyonce's new album and The Legend of Zelda Rap by SMOSH.

176:Last YouTube video watched:
The rap battle that Junior was in from The Cleveland Show.

175:How many cousins do you have?
I can only remember having 4.. but I may have more, no idea.

174:Do you have any siblings?
Two.

173:Are your parents divorced?
Mhm.

172:Are you taller than your mom?
I'm as tall as Pluto is small.

171:Do you play an instrument?
I do indeed. I play piano and flute.

170:What did you do yesterday?
Literally nothing.

[ I Believe In ]

169:Love at first sight:
It's hilarious that it's 169.. I 69.. Haha... But, no not really.. you can't fall for someone just like that.. looks are superficial.

168:Luck:
Mhm.

167:Fate:
Yessum.

166:Yourself:
Totally.

165:Aliens:
I'm not saying aliens, but it's aliens.

164:Heaven:
"Can I get into heaven if I kill myself?"... Moving on... I do, yes.

163:Hell:
I'm on a way one ticket, baby.

162:God:
I believe in multiple Gods... I am not Christian, or overly religious.

161:Horoscopes:
Fuck yes. That shit's insane.

160:Soul mates:
There's someone out there for everyone.

159:Ghosts:
Yes, man.

158:Gay Marriage:
Why is this even a question? Of course I do.

157:War:
Ugh. This is such a sensitive topic... I do but I don't. War doesn't need to involve violence... Fucking men in politics, I swear... War is literally a pissing contest, or a compare-the-size-of-my-dick(missile)-contest... Just, fuck. QUIT SHOWING OFF. RUSSIA AND THE US, I'M LOOKING AT YOU TWO. (I'm not trying to offend anyone, by the way)

156:Orbs:
Yeah.

155:Magic:
Yup.

[ This or That ]

154:Hugs or Kisses:
Huggles.

153:Drunk or High:
I haven't been either, so I wouldn't know.

152:Phone or Online:
Online, I rarely use my phone... and if I did.. I couldn't talk to people due to my country, etc.

151:Red heads or Black haired:
RED HAIRED ALL THE WAY.

150:Blondes or Brunettes:
They do say blondes have more fun. ;)

149:Hot or cold:
Cold.

148:Summer or winter:
Both.

147:Autumn or Spring:
Spring.

146:Chocolate or vanilla:
CHOCOLATE.

145:Night or Day:
Night...

144:Oranges or Apples:
Hey, hey, apple... Hey... Hey, apple.. KNIFE.

143:Curly or Straight hair:
Both.

142:McDonalds or Burger King:
Maccy D.

141:White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate:
Malk.

140:Mac or PC:
Eh.

139:Flip flops or high heals:
I hope to god that I don't have a high heal.. God.

138:Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor:
What the actual fuck? Do u even have morals?

137:Coke or Pepsi:
Either.

136:Hillary or Obama:
IDK.

135:Burried or cremated:
I want to be cremated... It doesn't even have to be when I die.. Just surprise me.

134:Singing or Dancing:
Dancing.

133:Coach or Chanel:
Who or what?

132:Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks:
What?

131:Small town or Big city:
#yolo. #swag. #SinceImInTheCity #IThinkImASwagBoi #BlazeItUp/i]

130:Wal-Mart or Target:
Target.

129:Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler:
BOTH. THERE'S NO IN BETWEEN.

128:Manicure or Pedicure:
Mani is the hands, right?

127:East Coast or West Coast:
#WestCoastRepresent

126:Your Birthday or Christmas:
My birthday IS on Christmas... awks.

125:Chocolate or Flowers:
Again, I stress... CHOCOLATE.

124:Disney or Six Flags:
What the fuck is Six Flags?

123:Yankees or Red Sox:
What?

[ Here's What I Think About ]

122:War:
What the fuck is up with war? I fucking hate that people have to resort to violence to stop a rouge country, what the ever living fuck?! IT'S A GIANT PISSING CONTEST, IT'S A SET UP, DON'T FALL FOR THE TRAP. WAR IS GLAMORIZED AND MADE TO LOOK LIKE AN UNREAL THING.. I'M HERE TO TELL YOU THAT IT'S NOT.

121:George Bush:
*Hermione voice* What an idiot.

120:Gay Marriage:
Deserves to be a thing as much as straight marriage. Most heterosexual marriage so far has ended in divorce, whereas gays, lesbians, etc, couples have lasted a solid 10 years or more. It should be legalised as we're defying human rights by denying gay marriage.

119:The presidential election:
I'm not in America, so I don't know.

118:Abortion:
I'm for it.. but I personally wouldn't get one.

117:MySpace:
Can I still get MySpace famous?

116:Reality TV:
It's hilarious watching everyone try hard for the cameras... it's pathetic.

115:Parents:
Touchy subject... come back to me in ten years.

114:Back stabbers:
Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that comes out of your mouth?

113:Ebay:
Where's E Bay at? How do I get there?

112:Facebook:
So fucking addictive. It's a trap.

111:Work:
EH.

110:My Neighbors:
Are old.

109:Gas Prices:
Are ridiculous.

108:Designer Clothes:
It's stupid how expensive clothes get just because there's a fancy label sewn onto it.

107:College:
Too much money, too little time.

106:Sports:
Are out to get me.

105:My family:
Is great, but highly fucked up.

104:The future:
Cannot be changed.

[ Last time I ]

103:Hugged someone:
A few weeks ago.

102:Last time you ate:
A few hours ago.

101:Saw someone I haven't seen in awhile:
A few weeks ago.

100:Cried in front of someone:
I don't even know.

99:Went to a movie theater:
Last year, yo.

98:Took a vacation:
I don't even know.

97:Swam in a pool:
January.

96:Changed a diaper:
Never.

95:Got my nails done:
Last year.

94:Went to a wedding:
16 years ago.

93:Broke a bone:
Never.

92:Got a peircing:
A few years ago.

91:Broke the law:
Idk.

90:Texted: Months ago.


[ MISC ]

89:Who makes you laugh the most:
Rachel, Blaise, Brooke and Nicole.

88:Something I will really miss when I leave home is:
My cat.

87:The last movie I saw:
Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs 2.

86:The thing that I'm looking forward to the most:
Leaving school.

85:The thing im not looking forward to:
Exams.

84:People call me:
Bond... James Bond.

83:The most difficult thing to do is:
Tell a crush who you like when they ask.

82:I have gotten a speeding ticket:
Nope.

81:My zodiac sign is:
Capricorn. (Only the best one ever)

80:The first person i talked to today was:
Brooke.

79:First time you had a crush:
Kindergarten.

78:The one person who i can't hide things from:
Nicole & Rachel.

77:Last time someone said something you were thinking:
Yesterday.

76:Right now I am talking to:
Yo' boyfran.

75:What are you going to do when you grow up:
Cry.

74:I have/will get a job:
No idea, gosh.

73:Tomorrow:
Never comes.

72:Today:
Fuck.

71:Next Summer:
Get my non-existent tan on.

70:Next Weekend:
Idk.

69:I have these pets:
Cats.

68:The worst sound in the world:
Flies.. Mosquitos.. Nails on a chalkboard.. people eating with their mouths open.

67:The person that makes me cry the most is:
Most people.

66:People that make you happy:
Heaps.

65:Last time I cried:
A while ago.

64:My friends are:
My hand.

63:My computer is:
My lyfe.

62:My School:
Fucking idiotic central.

61:My Car:
Is non-existent.

60:I lose all respect for people who:
Lie.. Attention-seek.. Are obnoxious.

59:The movie I cried at was:
102 Dalmatians.

58:Your hair color is:
As red as your pale blood...

57:TV shows you watch:
Supernatural, Big Bang, Adventure Time, Bob's Burgers.

56:Favorite web site:
Tumblr. PornHub.

55:Your dream vacation:
To meet Rachel.. or to the UK.

54:The worst pain I was ever in was:
I have a few.

53:How do you like your steak cooked:
I like my steak how I like my men, tender and juicy.

52:My room is:
A commune.

51:My favorite celebrity is:
Channing Tatum... Leonardo DiCaprio... James Franco... Jensen Ackles... Brian Haner Jr..

50:Where would you like to be:
Anywhere but here.

49:Do you want children:
Eventually. Let me finish school first, please.

48:Ever been in love:
Yes.

47:Who's your best friend:
I have like, 7.

46:More guy friends or girl friends:
I have an even amount of both.

45:One thing that makes you feel great is:
Food.

44:One person that you wish you could see right now:
Rach.

43:Do you have a 5 year plan:
Yeah... no.

42:Have you made a list of things to do before you die:
Nu uh.

41:Have you pre-named your children:
Yup.

40:Last person I got mad at:
Kellie.

39:I would like to move to:
No idea.

38:I wish I was a professional:
Hooker.

[ My Favorites ]

37:Candy:
Skittles.

36:Vehicle:
Limo.

35:President:
I don't know.

34:State visited:
NSW.

33:Cellphone provider:
Telstra.

32:Athlete:
Anyone who's hot.

31:Actor:
I have several.

30:Actress:
I have a few, too.

29:Singer:
Christina Aguilera.

28:Band:
Avenged Sevenfold.

27:Clothing store:
Idk.

26:Grocery store:
Ughh.

25:TV show:
Supernatural <3
24:Movie:
Finding Nemo, Toy Story series, Fired Up.

23:Website:
Tumblr.

22:Animal:
Panda Bear.

21:Theme park:
I don't know.

20:Holiday:
Halloween.

19:Sport to watch:
NRL.

18:Sport to play:
Hockey.

17:Magazine:
Dolly.. Cosmo..

16:Book:
101: How To Pick Up Your Man.

15:Day of the week:
Any day on the weekend.

14:Beach:
Judging from people... Huntington Beach, CA.

13:Concert attended:
Idk.

12:Thing to cook:
Your man.

11:Food:
How many times do I have to say it? CHOCOLATE.

10:Restaurant:
The Golden Arches.

9:Radio station:
IDK.

8:Yankee candle scent:
What the fuck?

7:Perfume:
The scent of my enemies blood.

6:Flower:
Frangipani

5:Color:
Grey.

4:Talk show host:
Ellen DeGeneres is my spirit animal.

3:Comedian:
I have too many to list..

2:Dog breed:
Caviler King Charles Spaniel or a Corgi

1:did you answer all these truthfully ?
LOL. probably.

NOW ONTO THE GIFS!

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Fired Up! is honestly my favourite movie.

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March 10th, 2014 at 09:16am