Bless Your Delusional Heart

You think your comments hurt me? That's cute. Bless your delusional heart, amigo. Au contraire, all you're doing is getting me recognition and I'm egotistical enough to accept it in all lights; negative being the most popular, but oh well.

I'm also slightly paranoid so my first thoughts most days are 'Am I being insulted?'. And just in case I can't tell if I am or not, please know your insults are like shit t me, and that I drop them every day. I'll whinge about it on the internet. So, there, take that!

Surprise me, say something intelligent.