Things I Frequently Say to My Cat

I use to be sane, and then I got my baby Shiloh. He is seriously the sweetest, but worst behaved thing on the planet. I wouldn't trade him for anything. His second birthday is in a month! :/

"Hello, my little goat."
"Go away, troublemaker."
"Be a good boy."
"Was he a good boy today?"
"Get down, you little monster!"
"No, no! He's a no, no kitty!"
"Please stop putting your butt in my face."
"Where did all this fur come from!? How are you not bald?"
"What are you eating!?"
"Quit, mommy is tired."
"Is he gonna get it!?"
"Is he mommy's good little boy?"