Overcoming Writer's Block

I bet you'd all like to know my secret to doing that, wouldn't you? I bet you would. I bet this web site is full of writers sitting around thinking about how hard writing is, and how irritating it is when our brains won't cooperate. I bet almost every one of you is thinking, hell yes, someone knows how to overcome writer's block, and if they tell me how they do it maybe it'll help me do it too.

I bet every single one of you wants to know at least one secret to overcoming writer's block.

So here's my secret, until now, well-kept:

So the fuck would I.

For now I just cope with it by writing nonsensical idiotic poems about how irritated I am with my own inability to make my brain cooperate and my own ineptitude at poetry.

I present to you:

Bee Poets.