Idiocticness..... (a word only found in my dictionary)

So heres what happened. I was baby sitting my lil bro even though hes not that little and my mum phones me up from work to ask me to make him a "sausage roll". Now when she says sausage roll what she really means is a hot dog. So after she hung up i went away thinking she wanted me to make sausage rolls. I found an old school recipe and started making pastery and then wraping the sausages in it. Then i made them and gave them to my bro and hes "dident mum tell to make sausage rolls?. I dont like pastery" and then i was so confused. I said these are sausage rolls. Then my smart ass bro takes me into the kitchen to show me what my mum meant. I made him the hot dog but burnt the sausage in the grill so we ended up ordering pizza. My mum will kill me if she finds out i fed him junk. I might just dump the rubbish in next doors rubbish. Hopful she wont find out...