What would hell consist of?

Everybody thinks hell would consists of lots of fire and pain and little devils dressed in red carrying forks, but other things are really hell-ish. I'm reading Doctor Faustus (play - man turns away from God and starts studying necromancy and in return for help from the devil he agrees to give the devil his soul in 24yrs time) at the moment and that's kinda got me thinking. Things that I recon would be in hell:

1. Filling in forms - CONTINOUSLY FOR 100 YRS!!!!

2. My business coursework - already 93 pages and still 1 section to do and 2 sections to redo - IT NEVER ENDS!

3. Cheese - I HATE IT! I HATE IT! I HATE IT! I HATE IT!

4. Dolly Parton - SHE'S CREEPY! SO SMILEY!

5. My form tutor talking. He knows everything and anything can spark him off. Yesterday somebody asked if his room had a radiator - he then preceeded to talk about the history of the entire schools central heating system! JUST THINK - ENDLESS PRATTLING!

I can't think of anything else to be honest - but I'm sure there's more!
November 13th, 2007 at 04:14pm