why and what?

I AHVE THE ULTIMATE STORY!!!
i seeeee yoo, typo....
yeah, when i finish a couple of my suspended stories, it'll be great!!!

enuff of the false cheeriness, i ahve (that was a total accident....) business to conduct.

whats up with skillet?

whats with those chapters confusement level?

why am i in two of my stories?

why do i use the yen sign instead of stars?

why do i use a japanese mac with no apperant parenthises?

why cannot skillet remember sharpies name?

the last one is easy.

this one tyme i forgot kairis name by accident, and i know now that her name is valeria- russian style valeria, the one that rymes with malaria.

OMG!!!

I JUST FOUND THE PARENTHESIS!!

()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()(()()()()()(!!!

ALL HAIL ME AND OF COURSE THE ALL HOT JESSIE THE RAPIST!!!

WHO I GET TO MEET ON MONDAY!!!

(the choice is, Ville or Jessie?)