My Story on IT

THE TALE OF A CLOWN AND A GIRL.

I just saw "it" By Steven King, so i decided to make my own view of it. Enjoy. I spent time wasting on this.

I WENT TO THE PARK

AND I FOUND A RUBBER DUCKY

SO I WENT TO THE RIVER AND I PUT THE DUCKY IN WATER

AND THEN IT STARTED TO SWIN AWAY

AND I WAS LIKE

NOOO

I STARTED TO RUN AFTER IT

AND IT WENT DOWN A STORM DRAIN

I WENT DOWN TO THE FLOOR AND PEEKED INSIDE

AND THERE WAS A CLOWN

AND IT SAID TO ME

"WANT YOUR DUCKY?"

I SAID

"I DON'T TAKE THINGS FROM STRANGERS"

THEN HE SAID

"WELL BELINDA MEET PENNYWISE, PENNYWISE MEET BELINDA... NOW WE'RE NOT STRANGERS"

AND THEN I SAID

"YOU CAN KEEP THE DUCKY"

THEN HE SAID

"WANT A BALOON"

AND I WAS LIKE

"NO THANKS"

HE WAS LIKE

"WANNA COME SEE THE CIRCUS?"

I SAID

"NO THANK YOU"

THEN HE WAS LIKE

"MY CIRCUS GOT BLOWN IN HERE"

AND I WAS LIKE

"GOOD FOR YOU"

AND THEN HE SAID

"DO YOU LIKE MY HAiR?"

I WAS LIKE...

"NO NOT REALLY"

AND THEN HE WAS LIKE

"WHY DON'T YOU WANT YOUR DUCKY BACK?"

AND I WAS LIKE

"CAUSE IT'S PROBABLY INFESTED WITH RABIES AND STD'S"

AND HE WAS LIKE

"YOUR POOR LITTLE YELLOW DUCKY"

I WAS LIKE

"DUDE KEEP THE DUCKY"

AND THEN HE SAID

"WANT A BALOON?"

AND I WAS LIkE WTH?

"YOU ALREADY ASKED ME THAT YOU ANUS"

THEN HE SAID

"EVERYTHING FLOATS HERE"

AND THEN I SAID

"YOU GOT ISSUES"

AND THEN THE CLOWN SAID

"NO BUT I HAVE TISSUES"

THEN I WENT

"YOUR AN IDIOT"

AND THEN HE SAID

"COME TAKE A BALOON AND A HOT DOG AND YOU DUCKY BACK"

AND I WAS LIKE

"KEEP YOUR DAMN BALOON, KEEP YOUR DAMN HOTDOG AND KEEP THE DAMN DUCKY"

I TURNED AROUND

AND HE SAID

"NICE ASS"

I KICKED HIM IN THE FACE

AND THEN THE SAID

"SEE YOU SOON BELINDA"

AND THEN LAUGHED EVILY

SO I CALLED AN ASYLUM

AND INSTEAD OF TAKING THE CLOWN

THEY TOOK ME!