wtf is ftw???

does anyone know??? i see it in places.. but i have no clue what it means!

i'm such a noob!!! wow.. i feel dumb just writing this journal! i dislike all these... acronyms.. and short text writing stuff.. just spell it out eh? nah.. no one will do that... everyone's like... "Come on woman! get with the times! it's the 21st century!!!ROFLMFAO"

me: "Huh??"

Them: "Psh... noob!"

me: *cires*

Them: STFU! you suck! wtv loser!

me: I don't know what your saying!!!! wahhh!!!! *sobs and runs away.. far... far away*

i'm such an idiot when it comes to this stuff... prolly cuz i'm such a hermit.. i keep in my shell of art and homework.. and just draw and do math all day long.. then.. eat... i like food... breakfast... elevensis....lunch....tea....dinner... and supper! lol! i actually don't eat... hahaa.. i'm like.. i wake up in the morning and i need my coffee...

I WANNA GET COFFEEEE!~

lol...

back to the point!!!!

i need to know... as much about all that text typing stuff as i can... cuz everyone knows.. if you wanna survive on the world wide web.. you gotta know this shit!

so.. anyone who can help me! please do!!!!

xoxo
W.