The Internet is dead! Entertain me!

Seriously where have everybody went? Got a life or something?
The past couple of days weren't easy for me and I thought I'll release some tension on the world wide web, you know? Read something fun, maybe chat chit (words don't control us lol)with some cool people, watch some funny shit, listen to some good music...

10 hours later...
AND NOTHING! No one's online, not one of my favorite authors updated, the best thing I read so far was some list on yahoo, and the funniest shit I got to watch is Gerard and Bob on web cam (for the 4938th time) and Dane cook's show for what seems like the millionth time, I swear I'm becoming him. I swear after every second word and I think I quote him without ever realizing...

Hmm you know who would be the perfect guy? Dane and Gerard mixed up...Like if they ever had 19 babies (shut up you Frerard junkies!).
Yeah that's how you know I'm bored...Maybe I should write a fan fic or something...Or even better! Finally get a fucking life!.

Entertain me bitches!

Please?