Organizing...

So, while organizing my room I found this book called, "Would You Rather...? Over 200 Absolutely Absurd Dilemmas to Ponder" and I figured I'd share some of them with you, JUST BECAUSE. =D I'll probably post a few a day... unless no one sees this, then I won't. So yeah.

Would you rather...
have living eyebrows that crawl about your face?
OR!
leave a trail of paprika wherever you go?

Would you rather...
have a sinus infection where anytime you sneeze while in the presence of others, they change sex?
OR!
have the inability to distinguish between babies and English muffins?

Would you rather...
urinate through your nose?
OR!
smell things with your genitalia?