Any good stories out there?

I have been looking for some good stories out there.
I have a few rules for it though

I really Ray and Bob stories, not ray/bob, but you know, straight stories. but i like other mcr fics as well, so if you or you know anyone with a story that is crazy awesome pleasepleaseplease send me a link.

but follow these:

1. Good plotline
2. Very good grammer
3. No slash, unless it is a great story, like Kid
4. smut, i like it a lot haha.
5. no im talk (u, 4, idk, lol) in the stories, unless in authornotes.
6. gooood smut. haha

Thanks to anyone who replies