Naruto babble for my fellow Naruto ubzezzurz.

OKAY. I have a lot of ground to cover.
First topic...*ahem*.

I feel really stupid.
Because two weeks prior to yesterday, I had been endlessly debating the 'possibility' (ohoho, little did I know) of the Yondaime being Naruto's pawpaw on various forums. I, of course, sided with the truth, for the following reasons:

- Hair. durkadurka.
- Eyes. even-more-durkadurka.
- How is some dumb blonde Hokage just gonna come up to some poor I-look-evil-cuz-I-just-gave-birth lady and say, "Hey, can I use your newborn kid to seal the demon who is currently attacking Konoha and make your kid get shunned and hated by all Konohan adults because said demon is currently killing their parents?" HE'S NOT GOING TO.
- The whole jesus-complex thing. durkadurka.

I brought the subject up with my brother, only to find out that THE YONDAIME WAS NARUTO'S FATHER, WHICH HAD BEEN PROVEN.

So, I spent two weeks sweating over the debate for nothing. Thanks for making it OBVIOUS, Kishimoto. God, drop a couple more hints, please?!

Okay. TOPIC NUMBER TWO: PAIRINGS.
*le gasp*

Okay, I know NaruSaku is pretty much the OBVIOUS canon (thanks yamato, you silly cream puff :grr:), but I so wish for Sasusaku to happen. :(

Here's the way I want the pairings to go::

Sasuke x Sakura
Naruto x Hinata
Neji x Tenten
Lee x some random chick
Shikamaru x Temari (DAMN YOU INO!!! MWAHAHA!)
Ino x Kiba (take that, you WHORE)
Itachi x Kisame (yes, I can accept yaoi. :file:)

the rest is up to you *nods sagely*

Topic number three: WHY THE BLEEP DOES GAARA HAVE LOVE TATTOOED ON HIS FOREHEAD?!?!?!?!

Topic number four: I need an opinion. Who finds Kakasaku disgusting? As long as she's of age, I sure as hell don't. To be honest, I find it kind of cute. :cute:

Topic number five: all sakura-haters can go to hell. she's a total pimp now, her chakra control is AWESOME and her medic skills are REALLY AWESOME and her strength is SO AWESOME IT JUST EXPLODED ALL OF YOUR RED BLOOD CELLS and she's really pretty, too. :D

reply away, my loves.
June 10th, 2008 at 09:22am