Contemporary Moral Issues

Hm.

1. Toilet roll fell from the sky. Not even just a few strips, but a whole roll. Indeed. I think a cloud somewhere hates me, if it pisses itself then drop its bog roll on my head.

2. Chére Maman nearly punched an employee of HMV because apparently "he got a fair look at your arse." Thanks Mum.

3. My Disney tiara works just as well for keeping my fringe back. It also has better aesthetic appeal.

4. I will make Blutack clothes for money and cakes. Or Blutack. Extra charges for Unicorn G-strings.

5. Let's party like Gengis Khan and have horse blood milkshakes.

6. I haven't been on this yock in about 853.7 days, so I have a bitta catching up to do. Callie, oh Callie, I will eventually get around to reading your 'mazing storiezz, as they are like the bible to me.

Now that's out of the way, its time to break out the boombox and get down to business.

HOW. IS. EVERYONE?
IS. EVERY. ONE. ALL. RIGHT?