This is a parody of the song "Story Of A Girl" by Nine Days that me and Celina [http://member.mibba.com/30462/] wrote.
It's about Joe Trohman, the guitarist of Fall Out Boy.
Enjoy.
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Story Of A Jew
By Celina and Lizzie.
Dedicated to Joseph Mark Trohman, our muse.
This is the story of a Jew.
Who washed 2 babies and a duck in his sink.
And though he looks so high in photographs
I absolutely love him when he lisps.
How many videogames?
He thought he could win, but he sucks at GH.
And he can be so insincere.
Makes fun of Pete and his long swishy hair.
As long as he stands there laughing.
At his long, drawn-out joke about an old dirty rag.
Why won't you cut your beard?
Cause you look like the hobo outside of Shaw's.
[according to Lizzie's sister]
And your Star Wars towel doesn't make you seem gay. [No, really…]
And your fro never fluffs out in quite the same way.
You never seem to run out of shit to smoke…
This is the story of a Jew.
Who washed 2 babies and a duck in his sink.
And though he looks so high in photographs
I absolutely love him when he lisps.
How many children have you scared way?
Cause you look like a psycho when you play "Saturday."
How did you wind up this way?
Did Pete hit you over the head with his bass?
You're way too proud of the Barbie hair rug.
And the one dollar moss you have glued on your walls.
Seriously, dude, what were you thinking?
Using big words on MTv like 'foyer'
And your Star Wars towel doesn't make you seem gay. [No, really…]
And your fro never fluffs out in quite the same way.
You never seem to run out of shit to smoke…
This is the story of a Jew.
Who washed 2 babies and a duck in his sink.
And though he looks so high in photographs
I absolutely love him when he lisps.
This is the story of a Jew.
His bloodshot eyes he hid from the world.
And though he looks so high in photographs
I absolutely love him -
This is the story of a - Jew!
Who washed 2 babies and a duck in his sink.
And though he looks so high in photographs
I absolutely love him when he lisps.
When he li-i-isps!
Comment please.
:D
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