Dear William Beckett,

Are you sure your not a model?

Ahhh that man amazes me every day. The academy is... is coming out with a new record, he has his own website with his blog on it and, he is the only singer/songwriter that can make me randomly start crying during one of his songs. Seriously I heard a thirty second sampler of about a girl and I started to cry :-/

So very exciting news. It will make you pee your pants. No, not really, but I almost peed mine when I saw it. Okay, get ready

WILLIAM BECKETT WAS IN QUIZFEST MAGAZINE!
And cue girly scream

It was only a mini picture, but it was still worth the three dollars and ninety nine cents of my mothers money. they took it off display 7/14, sorry girlies your out of luck :-/

it was this thing that says
"Who will be your next crush" and it says [direct quote]

"if you dig cutie Pete Wentz with his adorable smile and bassist playing chops then you'll get the giggles for...William Beckett, Lead singer if The Academy Is...this indie rocker even grew up with pete!

then it has a picture of him and it says
"Hear Will's sweet singing voice on his bands new album Santi featuring the single everything we had"

I'm kinda excited, but I'm kinda pissed. I seriously feel like the oldest person who reads magazines like that :-/

Why I'm excited:
The Academy is... is finally getting the attention that they deserve and then I'll be able to get more posters and pictures and junk and it will be AWESOME!

Why I'm pissed:
Because the only reason they'll be getting more attention is because little girls think he's HAWT >:o I don't think too many nine year olds will be able to understand lyrics like
"insert random lyric here"

Hell I think I am very wise beyond my years to even remotely understand them...enough to even make up fake meanings for them and write a story about it

did that last part make sense? and some people are thinking
"Oh Emily how can you get mad at these girls for liking William when you get the occasional naughty thought about him?"

Well I am very proud to say that when I first heard TAI [big big mess] I saw only the last itty bit of the video where William was holding his head after he beat himself up, and I didn't even get a good glance of him. I actually barely got the band name before the video ended. But I was very happy because I got the CD, I fell in L-O-V-E and they have been my favorite band ever since. Then I got to see the LIVE a month later and I was standing in the audience and right when the guys came on stage I just kept repeating in my head

"I am not worthy"
hahaha I giggle at myself sometimes.

No but today I was in the magazine section at winco foods and I was skimming through an embarassing teenie magazine seeing if I wanted to buy it

PAUSE!

The editors and shet for the magazine creep me out they're like fourty year old ladies trying to act like fourteen year old girls, like seriously

RESUME!

and these little brats come in the isle and start giggling and thinking they're so cool and they keep giving me the dirtiest looks like

"BETCH YOUR FIFTEEN AREN'T YOU A LITTLE OLD TO BE READING POPSTAR! MAGAZINE?!"

But I just kept looking down and staring at a picture of David Cook and David Archuletta[sp?]

then I found pictures of metro station and paramore and I thought, Okay I'll get this magazine. But anyways these girls wouldn't stop looking at me so finally I just looked up and said "don't look at me" and they giggled and kept looking at me just to piss me off. Then my cell phone rang and my ringtone sure put a look on their faces

"I CALLED HER OH THE PHONE AND SHE TOUCHED HERSELF! SHE TOUCHED HERSELF! SHE TOUCHED HERSELF!"

They didn't say anything but I could tell what they were thinking
"what a freakshow!"

hahaha THE FREAKSHOW LIVES ON!

I really am a freakshow :]