Hahaha, I get it. You don't want them to both turn on you, but you don't want to seem like you favor one over the other. That sucks. Hope it works out for you and both of them.
Indeed. It collectively sucks as a whole. If I had my way, I wouldn't have the future generations of children be put through all the crap that we go through. I find it all ridiculous. When will we ever use this stuff in the future?