My sister has these two boys that show up almost everyday,and somehow give her different cookies everyday.We call em the cookie boys.I for one just say they're stalkers.Yesterday,while she was taking a nap,I answered the door.Nonetheless it was them.They asked for my sister,and i said she was sleeping.They asked when a good time would be for them to come back.I said 5.They nodded and walked away.I...

Today I was reading MLIA wish my sis (MyLifeIsAverage) with my sister,we were reading one that said,"Today,I figured out you can't hum while plugging your nose." almost as if on cue,her friend on facebook asked her that same question.She replied,"The irony." I'm still laughing,as I write this to you.Sincerly,NDCDPS:I also notice that my signature for my totally fake company stands for Never Ditch...