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[i]Thought I'd say hello seeing as I haven't done so for a while :)[/i]

So what have you been up to?

Of course. Chomps. On the shoulder, preferably. Here:
Chomp: (cho'mp) - Verb, Noun
To sink one's teeth into [often [i]the shoulder of[/i]] another being
Synonoms: Nom; Om nom nom; bite, nip, champ, crunch, gnaw, munch, taste, nibble, and otherwise, as before stated, to sink your teeth into the shoulder of another being. Preferably human, preferably one who likes "chomps" and whose shoulder tastes of strawberry shower gel.
Doth you likes chomps? :)

My mom just got put in jail for battery.
And she was sober.
My mom is mean sober, that's why I like her drunk.

Sorry. I was having a random moment there. Don't tell me you don't like chomps!

*CHOMP*

lol.
My mom is 100x better when she's drunk.
I wish she could stay drunk all the time.

no idea! :3

Oh boy.
My mom drinks with me now.
We were at my uncle's for a barbecue,
and she grabbed two beer's and gave me one!
:D

goodness, getting high. gah! i don't get on here enough anymore. :(

I know!
I think she may just kill me if she found out I smoked pot!

boreeeeed!! you?

im twittering you ? :)

Nice :) :)

hey there, im sorry for the late reply...♥♥♥

Ahaha, I see.
But I'll always stay thought hemorrhage., so yeah. :P
...though I change my avatar a lot of times. :'D

Yeah,
but she will sooner or later.
My mom always finds out!

lol.
My mom almost caught me smokin weed once.
But I don't know how I managed to not get fully caught.

bahahaha agreed. :)
how're you doll?

Yeah, I did.
What about it? :P