September 12th, 2010 at 10:21pm
I KNOW IT. SERIOUSLY.
He was all like, oh yeah, homosexuals are a disgusting breed of ill mannered Rosie O'Donnels and should NOT have the right to be married.
AND I WAS JUST LIKE GHURRRRRL. HOMOSEXUAL MAN RIGHT HERE.
He made a mistake though, ghurrrl. He sat me center asile, FRONT SEAT.
Do I hear the sound of future bitch-slappin'?! OH YESH.
:D
Soooo much professional badassery, I can't STAND IT.
DUDE. SERIOUSLY THOUGHT. Can we talk about how my little Mandie is a LAWYER?! What the frack, man?! I seriously can see you all being awesome and walking in with your suit and briefcase and just being AWESOME.
I cannot get enough of that word, apparently. BUT WOOOOOW. Okay, tell me everything about being a future lawyer. How did the idea come into your head, how you fracking got into DUKE University (that's not even a question actually, you're brilliant and they're smart to let you in because if they didn't they're assholes who don't know anything, obviously) and how college is.
AH AH AH AND COLLEGE BOOOOIIIIIIZ.
Yo, I'm so tapped out of boys forever. SERIOUSLY. I'm thinking of doing a little switch-aroo because honestly, the boys in high school are either loser douches, greasy haired misfits or gay. And I'm friends with all the gays, so that's a no. HAHAHAHA. Oh God.