Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.Woman: Oh, I see.Officer: Can I see your license please?Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.Officer: Don't have one?Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.Woman: I can't do that.Officer: Why not?Woman: I stole this car.Officer: Stole it?Woman: Yes,...

Joke -1-A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.B: I'm not. I'm her mother.--------------------------------------------------------------------Joke -2-Mother: "Did you enjoy your first day at school?"Girl: "First day? Do you mean I have to go back...

Joke -1- Men joke:I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperatelyneeded to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed mygas with the beat of the music.After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,and noticed that everybody was staring at me....Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.ps. That person is NOT me...