I AM CRYING IT IS PETER CAPALDI HE WILL BE SO PERFECT OMFG BUT MATT SMITH HELP NO WHAT HELP I AM CRYING NO THIS IS NOT OKAY PETER CAPALDIPETERFUCKINGCAPALDIPETERCAPALDIOMFG HELP THIS IS NOT OKAY I AM NOT OKAY I AM DYING IT IS PETER CAPALDI HE IS THE NEW DOCTORIT ALL SEEMS SO REAL NOW MATT IS ACTUALLY LEAVING. NO MORE GIRAFFE. NO MORE COOL STUFF. NO MORE BOW TIES. NO MORE FEZZES. I'M NOT OKAY. MATT...

Nope definitely not...So this needs to be at least one hundred words so I'm just going to talk about watermelons for a bit. What's so great about watermelons, I hear you ask? Everything. They're sweet, juicy and refreshing, and they make you both less hungry and thirsty. And have you seen the size of those things? Imagine having that size boobs... And they are a gorgeous colour, all uncreative...