(I translate my short story with a sledgehammer and a damn mother, without understanding a word, so if you see something that is not consistent with common sense, please point it at me).Throwing back the heavy, smelly dog shed, I entered the tent.The old shaman PoW Three thousand one hundred and forty-four, who seeing, according to rumors of Lenin himself, gloomy looked at me."I know everything,"...

So, it is necessary to explain - at least to myself - how I was here and what goals I pursue.First. I do not know English at all and use google translators. I'm sure it can be funny on its own. At first.The second. I'm trying to learn English by translating my texts into English (this is definitely a tautology). The main problem with this is that I do not know how the translated text sounds for...