January 19th, 2012 at 09:55am
Did you use the threat of a prison riot as leverage? Cut the warden's fingers off one by one with a sharpened spoon? XD
Yeah...I think the drifter/slacker life is the one for me, too. I've been thinking of join the circus to get that whole drifter lifestyle. I'd like to spit fire and then also just light things on fire. haha. Slighter better than the hobo life, as long as you don't mind smelling like cabbage and fuel. lol. Nothing much. Just the same old shit really.
If we go to a circus that has animals, we can use elephants as our transportation. Tigers as pets. I don't know how cool the people in charge will be with that but it's not like we'll care. While an elephant is no tank but it's still pretty fucking rad. And if worse comes to worst, we can always just strap some Gatling miniguns on their heads. Kind of like a tank... with tusks. XD