Im looking at a bunch of funny roadsigns.I come across one that saysWelcome to Oregon.Closed.Im like.wtf?xD

I have a sister, a mom, a dad, and two cats. A neice too.I used to have a brother but he died. I wasn't born yet.My sister said that when he died my parents tried again, and they had me.:|Wow. Who knew?[i wasn't suppose to be here unless my brother died.]

Okay. I want to write a story with someone. I dont care what way you want the story to be or about who or what. I dont care. Just give me a celeb, i'll do research on them, and we'll write a story.xxDelyla

Im really bored. And if you could give me somethings about Ray and Bob I could find pick up lines for them!Frankie:[+]I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?[Skittles!! Booyah!][+]"You remind me of cheese..."I LIKE cheese."[I can just imagine Frank saying that][+]"My name isn't elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you like."[:D]Gerard:[+]You must have a ninja in your pants cuz your...