Love Is Grand; Divorce is a Hundred Grand

I would bend over backwards
If you’re into breaking spines
I would give up everything
If I could only call you mine

I would go haywire
If you’re electricity runs out
I would go to the dogs
If it were my name you’d shout

I would get off the right side of the bed
If you wanted to sleep in
I would put my head over my heels
If I could once see you grin

I would save this gal named Grace
If she were your best friend
I would adopt the son of Gun
If it were your wounds I could tend

I would start from the tiniest scratch
If it were your scars I were healing
I would take someone’s thunder
If it were for you that I’m stealing

I would travel under the weather
If you didn’t like the rain
I would pay the devil
If it would stop your pain

I would have no strings attached
If you’d kiss me goodnight
I would never spill the beans
If I wanted to show you my might

I would make a beeline for you, honey
If you were up for sale
I would break the ice (storm)
If you were afraid of hale

I would catch a crocodile’s tears
If it were the antidote to your disease
I would turn my cold shoulder warm
If it were your heart to which I had keys

I would open a store named Sesame
If that’s what you’d want me to do
And I’d do all of these things
Simply because I love you.