We G's, eh?

Stole my purse and stole my shoes
What a bunch of dumb ass foos
Drink mah water erryday
Piss comes out an' i'm like "hey!"

Starbucks sucks and so do you
Went outside and slipped in poo
I told you and you did too
WE FUCKING SLIPPED IN DOGGIE DOO!

Went to pick up rolls o' dough
Pay me what you owe me fo'!
Oh no you didn't, oh yes i know
I'M A CHEAP-ASS MOFO!

Drag mah hoe and count mah dough
Damn I'm good, my name is Joe!