Barc Looks Like A Bird

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You may think me ridiculous
You may think me absurd
But the fact of the matter is
That Barc looks like a bird

Barc looks like a bird
And there's nothing left to say
Glitter on his face, such a lovely disgrace
He looks like a bird, to everyone's dismay

Now, I'm not trying to discriminate
I'm not even trying to alienate
I'm just pointing out the truth, see
His bird-like looks are a reality

Barc looks like a bird
Steve agrees, believes everything he's heard
Feather boa round his neck
First time you see him, you must stop to check
Is that droog a bloke, or a bird?

We've finally got to the end of this mess
His looks are quite strange, of that much I can attest
Next time you see him, you may have to stop and guess:
Is that droog a bloke? Or a bird?

Barc looks like a bird
He's just the jester, so I've heard
The Queen of Diamonds in his palm
The Jack of Hearts has got no qualms
Is that droog a bloke, or a bird?