Aunt Mary's Canary; a poem to cure sad peoples.

Aunt Mary had a canary, she also had a duck,
She took it behind the kitchen door and taught it how to...
FRY some eggs for breakfast, fry some eggs for tea,
The more you eat, the more you drink
The more you want to...
PETER had a boat, the boat began to rock,
Up jumped Jaws and bit off his...
COCKTAILS, ginger ales 40 cents a glass,
If you don't like it, then shove it up your...
ASK no questions, and tell no lies,
I saw a police man doing up his...
FLIES are bad, mosquitoes are worse,
And that is the end of my silly little verse!

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Just to say, I didn't make this up, but my friend was singing it today and I loved it. XD