VD for Valentines Day's

Picked up a chick, cause his game is tight
Don’t even ask, you know she was fine
Cause cupid takes nothing short of a dime

He takes her home and takes off her pants
They messed around and did the horizontal dance
She takes off and goes on her way
His dick starts to ache the very next day

He devises a plan
And thanks to that ho
Switches arrows of love
With libido

He starts shooting
Every which way
That bitch got him dirty
Now we’re all going to pay

We’re getting VD for Valentines Day
Screw the chocolate grab the girl and get on your way
Now do a two step
And everybody clap
Cause that’s what she gave you
And she won’t take it back

Walking through the mall on Valentines Day
Is like watching a soft porn But you don’t have to pay
You got hit by an arrow, now you’re hitting this bitch
Hormones prevailed now you’re getting an itch

Got to blame her because you can’t blame you
Call her up and the words start to spew
Give her hell and feel better inside
Yet you’ll always have a part of her along for the ride

Cupids eating dinner with Venus and Mars
Mom is pissed, and dads smoking cigars
Cause his son made him proud, he’s starting wars
But there’s no more love, only cheap whores

When in Rome
You gotta do what they do
Pass it along
Like it was passed on to you
We’re getting VD for Valentines Day
Screw the chocolate grab the girl and get on your way
Now do a two step
And everybody clap
Cause that’s what she gave you
And she won’t take it back
(no she wont)
(shes never gonna take it back)