Saturdays

Saturdays always end in tragedy.
Today, I said goodbye to my boyfriend
And kissed him for the last time.
At least, till our next date.

Today, I dropped my ipod in the toilet.
The headphones still worked,
But the ipod never worked again.

Today, my sister broke my phone.
I was kind of glad she did,
But I have no phone.

Today, I went to the movies
And dropped popcorn
The owner was not happy.

Today, my dog ate my vegetables.
Too, bad I don't get my nutrition,
But she probably needs them more than me

Today, I gained three pounds
Now I way 93 pounds.

Oh these Saturdays