Ode to Oliver Sykes

Oli Sykes has hair of black
Mad skills, he does not lack.
Some losers say he looks like a girl.
He straightens his hair so it does not curl.

He has sick tattoos and a very cool lip ring
In Bring Me the Horizon, he screams, but doesn't sing.
His birthday is on the 20th of November
A month away from Christmas, which is in December.

He once had a girl press charges on him,
He peed on her; he did it on a whim.
He is my favorite boy in that band of Brits,
But don't piss him off, for he will spit.

I think my tale is almost at an end
If you want his CD, I'd be glad to lend.
One more thing, we're going to marry,
And have a kid, we'll name him Larry.